yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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