He uses pillows to masturbate.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
In America we eat man semen.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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