It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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