just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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