I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
