fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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