and next time when you feel me up, do it right
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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