I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
