Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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