We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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