why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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