Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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