He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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