I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
the day after is always just damage control
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
I think my nap took me to another dimension
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