pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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