we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
