Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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