Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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