This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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