they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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