Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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