Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
farters have to be the big spoon...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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