Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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