Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
