Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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