Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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