so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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