a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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