Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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