Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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