the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
