Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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