PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
