Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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