There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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