Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
that's an acceptable place to lick
please come you make the beer taste better
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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