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Pappa wants mamma naked
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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