She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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