i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
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