you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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