me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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