Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
it glows. i had to have it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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