i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
MIDGETS
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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