i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Blood and glitter go together right?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
