There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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