dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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