i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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