dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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