office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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