She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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