I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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