On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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