How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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